Monday 29 December 2014

(HORROR) Hazard Jack - 2014 **


Nothing original here. A group of pervy men and women with ginormous breasts go to an abandoned hospital with ideas of playing paintball and getting off with each other. Immediately the viewer is aware that we hate all the characters and want them to die, so its not too much of a shock when they start being bumped off one at a time by a lunatic with a helmet on who is suffering from PTSD after being a soldier in Afghanistan. Obviously if your suffering from something so appalling the best place to spend your time is a creepy old hospital. Luckily for Hazard Jack, his victims are idiotic and sex crazed, so he has free reign to do whatever he likes to them. 
Can't applaud the film, but something to watch I guess. 

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