Friday 17 October 2014

(HORROR) No one will know - 2012 *


Try not to be utterly put off, or aroused (depending on your gender) by the poster for this film. To be honest the film is bad enough to to put you off all on it's own. 
A woman comes home to find her partner having sex with another woman. Instead of screaming and storming out she grabs a gun (which is conveniently located in the next room) and goes to shoot them both, managing only to shoot her rival. Instead of being apologetic the bloke berates her for getting carried away and blames her for getting them into trouble. What a wonderful, devoted chap. He manages to convince her that the best thing to do is to not call the police but leave the body rolled up in a sheet down in their cellar. Enter infuriating friends who all seem to fancy each other but are restrained by embarrassing dancing and mild alcoholism. So much for a party - a few sexually obsessed adults slow grinding to some horrendous 'dance' music whilst inadvertently trying not to hump each other. 
And so it continues. Don't watch it.  

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